HAYSEED High-gear down the highway in my brand-new Chevrolet Sundown, man it's getting late, hardly keep my mind on the drive Yeah I'm finally goin' home, my exit's on the right Gee, that's funny, look a' here, there's nothin' but a dirt country road Now I think I'm seein' things People everywhere And oh! Who's that hayseed over there? Oh...he done a' sit in my best chair Hayseed, hayseed, hey hey hey Sittin' on the back porch lookin' down a country mile Here comes Uncle Jompy and his 3-legged barkin' dog Patsy-Jo Someone rings the dinner bell and hollers "Come and get it!" There comes my Aunt Henry with her favorite seven bean casserole And somethin' I don't recognize It looks a little rare But oh...who's that hayseed over there? Oh...he got more than his fair share Hayseed, hayseed, hey hey hey These are all my relatives They are all hayseeds Relatives are kin folk, be they distant pedigree Some look like just like animals climbin' up my old family tree Take my picture, put it in your book of memories Meet my nephew Cheddar, wife Jemima, and their niece Emily One by one they look me Sure hope they approve But oh...who's that hayseed over here? Oh...could it be me in year? Hayseed, hayseed, hey hey hey We are all just family We are all hayseeds Hayseed, hayseed There's a bit of hayseed In each and every one of us Hayseed

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